The older I get, the more life experience I accumulate, the more wisdom I acquire in my middle(ish)-age, I can only come up with one certain truth, which is this: There is simply not one shred of evidence that life should be taken seriously....at all. Yes, I'm serious...
Here are ten random headlines plucked from the most popular online news sources about an hour ago:
1. " Texas Governor Rick Perry compares homosexuality to alcoholism at a San Francisco business conference." (not a terribly brilliant move by Perry once again)
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| The esteemed Governor Perry of Texas |
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| Iraqi Al-Qaeda, very nice-looking young men... |
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| crazy old wheelchair dude |
5. "Harrison Ford injured on Star Wars set." (couldn't possibly care less)
6. "Condom use drops among teens." (that's because condoms don't feel as good, duh...)
7. "911 dispatcher tells rape victim to 'quit crying.' (very compassionate, indeed)
8. "Donald Sterling is hiring four different PI firms to dig up dirt on other NBA owners." (no comment)
9. "Oh My God, Here's Chris Christie Dancing." (again, no comment)
10. "Man impersonates Twilight actor to lure girls." (not a bad idea)
Oh yeah, one more important headline: "Japanese red eels put on endangered species list." (I really don't care about fucking eels -- I care about humanity)
So as the large majority of humanity continues to devolve into a cesspool of ignorance, impoverishment, evil, absurdity and reality -- and while the privileged 'few' continue to look the other way and offer all sorts of uncredible platitudes and opinions on those things which they have not ever personally experienced -- I can't help, but sit back and laugh. Because this world is a joke. I welcome anyone to convince me otherwise.
As I may have mentioned before, I speak from a relatively interesting perspective as a former/future one-percenter and current ninety-nine percenter. I've seen how money has ruined this planet and completely warped and deluded those who never had to go without -- and I mean truly go without, as in without food, shelter, basic necessities. Funny how those people do most of the talking though, isn't it?? Wonder why that is.....oh yes, access, I mean money. Again. It all comes down to money.
In our society, money equates to intelligence and character, morality and productivity. It's a fucking joke. I have more character as a poor person than I ever had as a clueless rich kid with a headful of academic 'knowledge' based on nothing more than rote memorization and a few observations. I have more morality and 'intelligence' too -- much more. And as far as productivity goes, all I used to care about was money, so I went to the office and made money. It was easy. If that's considered productive to anyone reading this, then you're a moron and you need to get off of my blog. Like, right now. I mean it -- I'm watching you......(Google Analytics is a wonderful thing).
In our society, money equates to intelligence and character, morality and productivity. It's a fucking joke. I have more character as a poor person than I ever had as a clueless rich kid with a headful of academic 'knowledge' based on nothing more than rote memorization and a few observations. I have more morality and 'intelligence' too -- much more. And as far as productivity goes, all I used to care about was money, so I went to the office and made money. It was easy. If that's considered productive to anyone reading this, then you're a moron and you need to get off of my blog. Like, right now. I mean it -- I'm watching you......(Google Analytics is a wonderful thing).
I apologize that my blog posting has been rather sparse this year -- I'm busy working on other creative endeavours that, I hope, will make me a ton of money.....at which point I will sit back and laugh even more than I ever have before.
-peace/warm regards,
Jude
